“Sekarang coba deh lo jelasin ke gue, laki-laki kayak gimana di Twitter yang menurut lo pacarable selain avatarnya ganteng dan itu muka dia sendiri?”
“Nge-tweet-nya nggak banyak-banyak, paling tentang olahraga. Nggak semua isu sosial harus dikomentarin. Yang dia follow misalnya akun berita, setipe Harvard Business Review, yang jelas bukan akun gosip. Nggak nyepik kemana-mana.”
Agnes menatapku dan geleng-geleng kepala. “Lo mau nyari pacar atau ngerekrut pegawai sih, neng?”
Sialan.
“You know what I think, Nya?” celetuk Agnes setelah menghirup kopinya. “Real men don’t tweet.”
*an excerpt from my upcoming book, currently titled ‘Critical 11’
menohok. sebelum punya pacar sih pernah punya prinsip dan idealisme kayak gini (“.__.)/
* kemudian disentil pacar ke dasar samudera*
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Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I don’t believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I won’t stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Monica: Chandler, you don’t believe in soul mates?
Chandler: No. But I’m sure (mimics Don) ‘tomatoes’ does.
Monica: I don’t believe in soul mates either.
Chandler: You don’t?
Monica: No. I don’t think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.
Chandler: So you…you don’t want to live with Don in a cheese house?
Monica: No, I’ve had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Chandler: I love you.
Monica: I know.
(Monica & Chandler - Friends)
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